1854. That is a straight up date.
Everything in my life is just one giant fuck says i…
Found a country gospel band at work today that wear overalls. I like to think they keep chickens in there so at concerts they can throw them at people. MAY THE POWER OF POULTRY COMPELL YOU!!
Starting a death metal band called, Satans Erection. The only instruments allowed are harmonicas and flutes all hooked up to amps.
Decided my girlfriends spirit animal will be. A CROUTON.
Keep having dreams of chubaka feeding me spaghetti by candle light. What are you trying to tell me dreams!?
Wanted to make a good impression on my girlfriends mom so i stuffed my crotch with her socks.
I hope to be reincarnated as a dandelion. All the blows i shall recieve.